Scene: A high-tech skincare lab turned battlefield. Sparks fly. Cells tremble.
Dr. Mira Dermalux (hero scientist): "Age is just a number... until your skin starts broadcasting it in HD."
General Cessatus (villain, made of sluggish skin cells): "You may have science, but I have stagnation. I'm not dead—just inconveniently undead!"
Ultrasound Unit 8W 1MHz (yes, the gadget speaks): "Target locked. Preparing thermal incineration of cellular squatters."
Dr. Mira Dermalux: "You’re obsolete, Cessatus. You lost your job as a functioning cell and now you're freeloading. Prepare to be evicted—molecularly."
General Cessatus: "You wouldn’t dare! These wrinkles are my stronghold!"
Ultrasound Unit: "Stronghold detected. Initiating ‘Youth Protocol.’ Boil ‘n’ pop commencing in 3... 2..."
(the sound of rogue cells sizzling into oblivion)
Dr. Mira: "Let’s clean up the dermal neighborhood. One dormant cell at a time."
Ultrasound Unit: "Also... cheekbones enhanced. You're welcome."
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