Operation Back to Viking times

by J thomasonand Copilot

the modern land of ice

[Scene: A secret underground lab beneath Greenland’s melting surface. Humanoid scientists bustle about in lab coats made of recycled water bottles. The air smells faintly of ozone and ambition.]

Dr. Vasant (frantic):
“Activate the Non Fraturized Steam Flozener! We’ve got 30 cylinders, 1.5 megabytes of thermal enthusiasm, and no clue what any of that means!”

Engineer Calvin (adjusting goggles):
“I told you we should’ve brought more megabytes. It’s like trying to boil the ocean with a toaster.”

Dr. Vasant:
“Silence, Calvin! Einstein gave us E=mc², not E=excuses². Let’s phaser this iceberg like it insulted our motherboards.”

[Suddenly, the lights flicker. One of the aluminium flotation units lifts into the air like it believes in itself.]

Intern Jodie:
“Uh, I think one of the steel cylinders is trying to escape.”

Engineer Calvin:
“Perfect. That’s our test pilot. If Greenland turns lush again, we’ll name the first tree after it.”

Dr. Vasant (dramatically):
“In the Viking Age, Greenland was green! Our mission: reverse centuries of icy indifference. Bring back the flanks, the grass, the Viking yoga retreats!”

Intern Jodie:
“Pretty sure Vikings did raiding, not reclining pigeon pose…”

[Cut to: The sea begins to steam. Ice melts. Penguins watch from afar, suspicious but intrigued.]

Engineer Calvin (laughing maniacally):
“Ha! At three degrees Celsius, the sea water will chase the equator like it's late for brunch.”

Dr. Vasant:
“Let the warm solar currents flow! Let the carbon dioxide be devoured by carbs! Let Greenland be the salad bar of the solar system!”

Intern Jodie:
“Did anyone tell the planet we're doing this? We probably need a permit or something...”

[Final Scene: Greenland blooms. Trees dance. Dolphins surf down waterfalls made of former glaciers. The world is weirdly better.]

Dr. Vasant:
“This is the dawn of a new era. Powered by science, satire, and a dangerously ambiguous understanding of thermodynamics!”

Engineer Calvin:
“And if this doesn’t work… we’re relocating to Mars. Heard the ice caps there are easier to negotiate.”

If you want to keep going, we can make this a series! Arctic redemption, aquatic villainy, or perhaps a romantic subplot between an eco-activist and a misunderstood iceberg? 🧊💘 Let me know!

Melt the north pole

ice floats

Them or to freeze into ice, it forms a an encapsulated block of cold.  But a fresh ice floats on the seawater.  As seawater melts, we get get rivers of brine to carry the salt away.

Then the iceberg floats on the seas.  The maximum density of water under pressure is at 3° C.  Where the water flows back to the equator, to pick up equatorial heat.  And the warm sea water is pushed out away by the calld water flying in from the arctic and Antarctic.

In this way a the oath shuttles so all the heat aware from the equator back towards the poles.  Crucially warming the temperate earth.  So life on earth extends right of to the arctic circle.

Without the seas cellar heat around the globe, diabetes the 20 a collaborator zero and each side the equator we have a life.  So sea waters carry the cellar heat to melts the blocks of ice at the poles.

In the arctic winter there C water freezes at -22° C.  Forming a large block of sea ice.  But then spring returns, and sea ice melts.

And the warm sea currents carry heat towards the poles.  By the system is far from perfect!  So yet static books are fresh water ice at the north and south poles.  Which we prefer did not exist!

We can employ a a little thermodynamic trick.  And melt the ice, so releasing that cold to flow back through the seas the equator.  Which have really welcome extra cold!  We use the 18th century idea of the Carnot heat pump.

I use an eight assistance and six document I have written on this subject.  Actually had the Dr. From there national institute of health, who verified that when ice melted into water, the book water level would drop.  See melt the ice, and it shrinks!

The clever idea was devised by the Rev. Sterling in the 18th century.  He firm that pressurise the gas made it mad hot.  The temperature and pressure multiplied together give the gas constant.

So if you increase the pressure to increase the temperature.  And the scales according to the absolute temperature, Celsius plus 273

1 (T₁+273)/P₁=(273+T₂)/P₂

So P₂ is twice P₁

So we pump the air at it is collected low temperature thermal energy from the seas, 100 metres in shore.  We then double the pressure.  And gas heats up by 270° C.  So take Ian the thermal energy between -20 and 0° C.  So a losing it to the arctic air at over 700° C.  We have converted the absolute temperature back to degrees Celsius.

As you draw in cold arctic air before we heat it, we drive a small turbine which generates all the electrical power we need to run the system.

The air there he is an aluminium helix, fills with the hot Carnot gas.  An issue so into the art ago air.  We couldn't drive a firmer electric generator, to get a more electrical power.  Where our Carnot gas is over 700° C.

But really the turbine will supply all the electricity we could ever want!  So now the ice pack melts.  I was back into seas as water 0° C.  And there any I's less up from the seas,

So the water contracts as it melts, so will forcing the sea levels lower!  We are increasing the flow of coal water at 3° C, back to the equator.  Our melted ice X is with a warm sea currents and that condense the water is at 3° C.

So we have increased the flow of cold back towards the equator.  And obviously decreased the deep sea bed temperature.  So we have used 18th century thermodynamics to melt the polar ice.

We have not added to any heat into the environment.  We have suck the heat after the seas, concentrated it into a higher temperature, which we have lost to the arctic air.

So we melt the polar ice, an return the cold to the equator - where it is so welcome.  Rather than 45° C, the equatorial air will now be at a much more agreeable 32° C.

We have concentrated the thermal energy at the poles, to melt the ice.  Which all increased that are cold flowing into the seas, and this phone back naturally to the equator.

We have augmented the natural cooling system of the earth.  Which shuttles the equatorial extreme heat, via the DC currents, to be cold lands at the extremes of the earth.

In Siberia we can melt the permafrost blocking the Siberian Rivers.  We then erect a network of little steam plasmas, which turn regular water into just heat light and X rays.  Acting as littl unpowered suns.  Started off by using a blast of high voltage electricity from a fluorescent light starter.

They then self sustain.  So in the water molecules into just heat light and X rays.

2 H₂O+PL→He+O+E²

So we eliminate the polar dark months.  And the arctic so now warned by every generating so all the heat from the equator.  So plant's will grow like mad!  247 and.  365.25 days a year.

So the arctic will become more productive than Texas.  Growing massive amounts of animal food.  To feed penned animals.  To feed in ever increasing global population.

We will end the dark arctic winters.  Turning down the plasma is during the arctic summers.  Or maybe not!  The sun even in summer is not very strong,

And all the extra plant growth will suck Ian carbon dioxide.  To bill carbohydrates.  Plant biomass.

In the summer Vikings Greenland was green and not home to form an ice cap.  So he can return green and to first cell productive and all year around.  Carbon dioxide is going to be in real short supply in the future!

Even today plasma temperate earth take the carbon dioxide level to just two parts per million.  It is at four PPM in the arctic winters!  Natural temperatures down to -80° C.  We had twice the carbon dioxide!

Was has 98% carbon dioxide in the air.  Air average Martian Air temperature -112° C.  Carbon dioxide so obviously not a warming gas.

Cooling for the earth for free

Arctics winter down to -80 C, with twice the carbon dioxide

We do not want to block out solar radiation as there are large areas were like Siberian, that need all the heat and light they can get!  We want to improve their heat shuttle of the earth.

Here the cold polar water sinks and flows to the equator.  When the water freezes, it expands!  So the maximum density water under pressure is at 3° C.  So ice floats.  Hence icebergs!

So the polar ice Naturally ties up cold at the poles.  Where we really don't want it!  Down to -80° C above the Antarctic ice In winter.

If flows back to the equator, where rises and is heated by the sun.  Forming the warm air us unit currents like a golf stream.  They had used reading the cellar heat around the world.  So cooling the hot countries, and warming the cold country is.

But this idea it hits a brick wall sea water freezes at -22° C.  Falling the sea ice in winter.  Fresh water freezes by definition at 0° C.  Familiar to every physics student on the planet and the for the ice ties up the cold at the poles, which we have rather flow back to the equator and the hot countries.

In the 18th century the Rev. Sterling devise the heat pump.  As you pressurise a gas like nitrogen and oxygen, it gets really hot!  It skills by absolute temperature.

Which is degrees Celsius plus 273.  And I Gas warms antibiotically.  The temperature rises in proportion with the pressure.  This is why a man Everest water was at 60° C - too cold to make a cup of T!

What the Rev. Sterling found out, is are you can compress the gas.  Which gets mad hot!

1 P₁xT₁=P₂xT₂

So if you double the temperature of the gas, an air temperature goes up by 273° C.  Your freezer at home raises the temperature of the dry gas by 50° C.  And this is the heat to the area of your kitchen, through an insulated radiator.

This science was taught to every first year engineering student in the first year of an engineering degree.  Totally familiar to a level physics students.

We vent the gas through what is termed a Venturi nozzle: basically a diverging cone!  And suddenly drop the temperature of the free use or gas to our -10 to -5° C.

In the 18th century there was a large trade in shipping ice in straw or firm or containers from the artics.  A little electric pump was a 40 per more efficient system.

Bals use to charge serious money for ice!  Produced in the public house Isre rooms.  Driven by polar cold ice.

Now warm air rises, I will drive a little captive fan, to generate all the electrical power need to sustain this system.  War started off using the generators of a ship.

We are transferred the coal water at -20° C, into near unlimited amounts of hot air at 250° C.  Which will four across the ice sheet, causing it to melt.  We haven't efficiency loss!

So mall, water at 3° C returns to the equator, than the heat with outbreak to the air.  We do melt the ice sheet.  Which is then free to apply the back to the equator at 3° C.  So we have improved the heat shuttle of the earth.

The coal water flows back naturally to the equator.  No pumping required!  It is a maximum density of water.  At the equator the surface water is heated to about 30° C.

At high latitudes, ocean waters receive less sunlight – the poles receive only 40 percent of the heat that the equator does. These variations in solar energy mean that the ocean surface can vary in temperature from a warm 30°C (86°F) in the tropics to a very cold -2°C (28°F) near the poles.

And flows back to the poles as a warm sea currents, sucking up more coal water at the equator.  The warm sea currents are the boss!  Taking the heat to the poles.  The natural and power and heat transfer system of the earth.

By melting the ice, we have increased the first the water back to the equator.  Carrying the polar cold with it.  And the cold for the water will force the warm water out as a warm ocean currents.

Without the seas there would be two 20 KM wide circles the life around the earth.  An outsider there is no or a areas are life would be two hot or too cold for life!

The global climate is controlled by a predictable solar emission cycles.  All the planets in the cell system have been cooling for 27 years since 1995.  Which no scientist has followed commenting on!  Just too obvious.

Most life on earth is supported by plants metabolising carbon dioxide.  The idea of the emeritus Professor Bernard Argent, 2005.  Who have been shadowing this and other academics since Chernobyl in 1986.

This nuclear incident cause a localised winter in the Ukraine.  But the whirl climate was in the 28 year period of natural global warming.  Hence the genesis of man made global warming.  Climate change is are nuclear name for 27 year period of natural global cooling we have all just lived through.

The natural climate entered cooling murder in 1995.  But by then academia is two addicted to nuclear research money, so he invented the phrase 'manmade climate change' to carry us through the 28 year period of natural global cooling.

Any rational santis who should have noticed will rning climatic cooling.  Cause exclusively by a predictable solar emission cycles.

Flas around the temperate earth metabolise carbon dioxide, to are the carbohydrates of life.  Sucking the carbon dioxide air to the air within 5 minutes.  The there preindustrial two parts per million carbon dioxide in the temperate air.

Above the polar ice In winter there is no photosynthesis.  Carbon dioxide levels double to four PPM.  To a void there is in the nuclear research money, academics said nothing and just smiled!  As the earth cooled.

But now week in use the 1950s idea of the car no heat pump, to suck thermal energy from the seas at low temperature, and nose into the air and high temperature.  Wafting air at 250° C over the polar ice.

Now the ice will melt.  And flow back to the equator at oak or water at 3° C.  We need to erect polyurethane floats, as have retired parole and a steam burn is at the Antarctic ice cap.

In the spring we do burn house down the polyurethane they see water.  There are actually islands at the south and north poles.

We can site little geordiesic domes, and lit by steam plasmas, which when started act as a little later and powered suns.

1 H₂O+PL→2(E²+L+X-ray) my friend practically confirmed a 30x1.5cm steam plasma liberated a constant 1 MW of carbon zero heat and light.  We used to grow crops in the geordesic domes.

Where a benefit from the four PPM carbon dioxide in the arctic winter air.  And now we supply them with light and heat for free all year.  There will grow like mad!

We have melted the ice sheets.  We can start off with the Greenland ice sheet.  As he is more accessible!  In that time or the Vikings the country was green and full of life.

All the extra plant life will eat carbon dioxide all day and night.  Making that gas a scarce commodity!

Burn our steam plasma is facing V carbon zero free heat and power.  Which every a level physics student on the planet will totally understand.

Every her level biology student will be deeply embarrassed, that professors of physics think mankind could affect the trace of carbon dioxide left in the air by green plants around the temperate land and seas.

Carbon is so fixed!  We have used a little engineering trick, of the heat pump, to turn up the arctic ice sheets.  Efficiency losses mean that will get less cold flown back to the equator, and the ice sheets held.

But the ice is home to no plant life!  They are the white deserts.