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Tuesday, 22 July 2025

A Modest Proposal: Welcome to the NHS Spa & Immigration Centre

Dear future immigrants,   


Welcome to Blighty, where the skies are grey, the tea is warm, and the queue is a sacred institution. You’ve made it through customs—congratulations! Now please form an orderly line at the NHS Spa & Immigration Centre, sponsored by Brown Ale™ and taxpayer exhaustion.

As part of our new initiative—Healthcare Access Through Utter Confusion (HATUC)—each newcomer will receive:

  • A commemorative umbrella (to shield yourself from falling funding).

  • A DIY surgery kit (because waiting lists are longer than the Brexit negotiations).

  • A complimentary lecture titled “How to Be Grateful While Understaffed” by our one remaining GP.

You will also be issued a health insurance invoice which must be paid in full, in advance, with compound interest—preferably in tears. This helps maintain the illusion that the NHS is still "free at the point of use," just not free of bureaucratic mystique.

EU citizens, we haven’t forgotten you! Now that you’ve been liberated from European VAT, you can enjoy the NHS—once you’ve proven you've eaten enough Marmite to be considered culturally assimilated.

Remember: Britain’s weather may dampen your spirits, but our healthcare system will keep your cynicism alive and well.

Tea and irony served daily. Walk-ins welcome. Appointments unavailable.

If you’d like a version tailored for print, a mock campaign ad, or a satirical character monologue—say, from a fictional MP defending this mess—I’m ready to roll out the red tape. Shall we keep poking the beast?

Wednesday, 16 July 2025

Are we alone?

    


Daily Mail

1.6M Followers

NASA discovers 'super Earth' planet sending mysterious signal

Story by Osheen Yadav For Dailymail.Com



NASA discovers 'super Earth' planet sending mysterious signal©Shutterstock / Pike-28

NASA has discovered a mysterious 'super-Earth' planet that appears to flash a repeated signal from 154 light-years away. The planet, named TOI-1846 b, is almost twice the size of Earth and four times as massive. It orbits a small, cool red dwarf star every four days and causes a strange, repeated dip in the star's light, a signal thThe question **** at first caught scientists' attention when NASA's TESS space telescope observed the dimming pattern in March of each year.

The question arises , What is the mysterious signal ? Is it daily transfers of a soap like Coronation Street - Filmed within five kilometres of where I live.

Wednesday, 25 June 2025

Labour plan autumn autumn tax rises

Rachel Reeves learned it all from Pinocchio


Labour has made the UK economy tank.

3.4%

UK Inflation is Higher, Interest Rates Are HigherHeadline CPI UK inflation is at 3.4%, compared with 1.9% in the eurozone, 2.4% in the US, 0.2% in Sweden, and deflation in Switzerland.

At the same time the UK is faring more money than ever.

Borrowing in the FYE 2025 is currently estimated to be £17.2 billion more than in the FYE 2024 and £11.0 billion more than the £137.3 billion forecast by the Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) in March 2025.

The last area of government failed promises all economies are expecting ratio ease to inflict on the UK in the autumn.

Autumn Budget tax predictions

Grant Thornton UK

https://www.grantthornton.co.uk › insights › autumn-b...

Lastly with additional tax rises expected, but with it yet unknown what taxes may be reformed or increased, we explore some of the potential areas where we …

When pressed Rachel Reeves Everton said the UK economy as Robert Thatcher Took ever from James Callahan. nowarth tile and economics in UK recent history.

Rachel Ray's promised more jobs, static taxis Under increase in government borrowing. she truly is her as two faced lying chancellor in UK economic history.

11 Oct 2024 — The Resolution Foundation said Reeves could increase tax revenues by 20 billion pounds - about 0.7% of gross domestic product - by scrapping ...


Friday, 20 June 2025

Stop uncontrolled medicated weight loss



It is the biggest preventable cause of death In nearly 21st century. Such medications should be under tight GP Control. It is not a quick fix for weight gain.

Such medicines bought over the Internet are totally ignoring the restrictions on weight loss medication sale. Which can't have fatal results! Keir Starmer Should stop this illegal and potentially fatal industry.

Most preventable cause of an innocent patient death In the 21st century.

Thursday, 19 June 2025

So not a heat wave



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Tuesday, 17 June 2025

Assisted dying is medical murder

Assisted dying = lucrative medical murder

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The Focused Ultrasound Foundation Designates Columbia ...

Focused Ultrasound Foundation

https://www.fusfoundation.org › Blog

18 Feb 2025 — The Focused Ultrasound Foundation has designated Columbia University as a Focused Ultrasound Center of Excellence, recognizing its leadership in research and ...

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Tuesday, 25 March 2025

Russian economy in meltdown

Russia going down

Russia's Central Bank has refused to cut interest rates, in a snub to Vladimir Putin. Interest rates were hiked to 21% in October last year, in a bid to curb spiralling inflation.

This was the highest level since the early 2000s, and has sent shockwaves through the business community. Many companies are now struggling to pay back bank loans, as they fight to survive. Putin had urged bank officials to loosen their monetary policy prior to a meeting to review interest rates.

And you are not talking about a democracy!  For banks to go against Putin's wishes may have legal consequences for the bankers.  For a bank year to first is next on the block voluntarily, so they share a home by serious things are!

The EU is then is struggling to fake inflation to 2%..  As of March 21, 2025, Russia's annual inflation rate is 10.2%, with core inflation at 10.2%, and the Bank of Russia expects inflationary pressures to continue declining in the coming months.

Historically this is a significant differences in inflation rates in trading partners.  Historically economies need to get a handle on inflation, or it spirals out of control.

All banks have all adopted the same economic solution, to raise interest rates.  To suck in the capital for other incomes.  But Russia is feeling the consequences of international sanctions.

Which will stop the influx of the outside capital.  Putin's is a billionaire, but the amount of currency devaluation affecting Russia he will soon be only a multi millionaire.

The continuing cast of the Ukraine military action, he's killing the Russian economy.  Expect a sudden outbreak of peace!  So rare shaken get at the American Capital funds.  But the Ukrainian the war and has highlighted to the world, than the second largest military outfit in the world, has been held off by the 44th!

This is a most significant loss of prestige ever for Russia. 

Thursday, 13 March 2025

It's all about the economy stupid

So not Labour

Smouldering Kemi Badenoch torches Keir Starmer over spluttering economy

Keir Starmer won a massive landslide victory in the UK.  By promising not to raise taxes.  It was pointed out there are no labour government in history have failed to raise taxes.

Rachel Reeves, the UK chancellor of exchequer has just had their biggest tax raising budget in UK history.  Torching the UK taxpayer to fund favour extravagance.

And the next budget, will be a 10 billion tax rays and the UK taxpayer.  Surely this is the worst tax raising government in history.

Leaving the EU was always going to be an economically challenging time.  We get the EU financial donations back.

Since when the German taxpayer has been learnt on to make up the deficit.  The issue are a great German anger at the EU.  We can expect a suddenly financially generous offer from the EU to rejoin.

Which will inevitably not include a EU financial contributions.  Meanwhile Labour has witnessed the UK economy stuttering.  And in war: there are Keir Starmer's brain does he imagine the increasing the UK tax burden will help matters.

Rachel Reeves has been instructed to continue raising UK taxes, as he UK population does not do revolutions!  Yet.  They are Ukrainian sanctions are destroying the Russian economy - which Labour always gazed at in admiration.



UK elections are won and lost according to the UK economy.  I do not really think it is worth Labour standing for reelection.

They use local council elections, will display the voter hatred of the present government,



Sunday, 9 February 2025

Arizona book signing

Book fair @ arizona Uni

I am really upsets that I only heard about this book fair too late.  To organize a travel companion and get an air tickets and hotel.

E mail paul.stewart@workbookpress.com

University of Arizona campus 15th-16th March 2025

Organizing a travel companion, the accommodation and just plain organising it is too much or too short a notice.

My books 'Untrasound - cancer cur' and my biography all surviving a near fatal car accident 'I still live 'will be on sale.  My biography is surely on the various stories ever!

Ultrasound - cancer cure

Ultrasound - cancer cure

ByJonathan M Thomason

Published Nov 21, 2012

Paperback

26.82 GBP
And still I live

And still I live

ByJonathan M Thomason

1 rating

Published Mar 10, 2013

Paperback

8.52 GBP

Surviving 30% brain damaged to end up writing songs and sing doing in my folk group on stage, is just such a good story!

I have the medics in Arizona read the book.  It is seen many the elimination of cancers and major human killer.

Sunday, 26 January 2025

Diamonds lose their sparkle

 as prices come crashing down     


The problem is that diamonds can now made in the laboratory.

Diamonds are woven through the tapestry of human history. The ancient Greeks were enthralled by their remarkable hardness. The Koh-i-Noor alone has been at the centre of invasions, murder, superstition and larceny. Millions of marriages have been launched using diamonds as the symbol of their everlasting lustre.

So the idea that diamonds might somehow lose their value seems unnatural. And yet prices are falling fast and show no signs of stopping. Natural diamonds cost 26% less in shops than two years ago, a drop during a time of high inflation that would be extraordinary were it not dwarfed by the poor fortune of their identical twins, lab-grown diamonds, which are now 74% cheaper than in 2020.


Like when the first developed cultured pears for a time the natural diamonds will have a price advantage.  But there is no difference between natural and synthetic diamonds.  Except synthetic diamonds are purer carbon.

At making fake diamonds is not a problem.  So the world is being flooded with diamonds.  People already have expensive dollars in the safes.  But some A the market price the dilemmas has fallen off the edge of a cliff.

And the process will continue pretty much for ever.  Diamonds are hard and pretty.  They are no longer prayer or hard to extract.

Tuesday, 19 November 2024

Bike insurance


For too long the bicycle user has gotten away using the nation's roads and police forces, for free - Sir Keir Starmer has decided.  Having rejected for the moment a goldfish tax - designed to tax the ownership of the goldfish.  The reason?  Money.

Particles have used the nation's roadways, for free.  Not paying any money to lie at rise and police the roadways.  The introduction of a 20 mph speed limit of 10 and centres, has now brought bikes within present the speed enforcement measures.

So all particles will require an easily readable number plate on their back wheel spokes.  To facilitate selling out speeding tickets automatically.

Say Keir has decided there are 50 UK pound annual road tax is a reasonable figure: as he is himself an ardent non cyclist.  Being strongly repelled by the idea are doing any physical exercise.

Ann Bolyne said 'let them eat cakes' as bread became too expensive.  Now with the government's ideas on raising bus fares making taking nurses economically unsustainable, the labour prime minister is anxious to capitalise on the growing use of the bicycle.

They are first few initial particle speeding tickets, be sure to first appropriate the photographs on the Internet.  With no obscene gestures to the labour prime minister.

He gets enough of those personally.




Tuesday, 29 October 2024

Keir will raise taxes in the budget

Don't forget - it is not YOUR money

Don't say you weren't warned!  Every labour UK government in history has raised taxes.  Now we are experiencing the beast economic squeeze since he austerity after the Second World War.

Sir Keir Starmer has warned that Britain must face the "harsh light of reality" as he prepares voters for up to £35billion of additional taxes in the budget.

What he means is 'the wealthy and are going to to get taxed yet more!  To fund lower paid jobs - money going to union members.

Always middle class voters who voted labour, are about to get roasted alive.  And I rather doubt there are four when it C any financial benefit.

The UK prime minister all dressed up the pay rises as helping the low income families, in reality the money going to union members.  Always more palatable than just giving the money to union members.

Just as if he it a social benefit!  UK citizens were warned.  The speed of this naked tax rising has been breathtaking!  Tony Blair was more circumspect.  Keir just wants your money.  Wish to copy their French.  And take to the streets!  And that the raised in pension age.

But UK citizens and the afraid to stick two fingers up, to the naked self serving labour prime minister.  Although the A revolution?  It should be remembered the UK it was a Republic before France or Germany: under Oliver Cromwell.

Key are starmer already has the lowest popularity rating, and any new UK prime minister.  He was to build on this triumph.  Measure it is a most loathed UK prime minister of all time.  Keir promise 'No tax rises'.  Just Labour lies.

13 hours ago — Sir Keir Starmer has warned that Britain must face the "harsh light of reality" as he prepares voters for up to £35billion of additional taxes ...

Friday, 25 October 2024

Keir starmer gets inherited money

Keir's dictionary has the page on corruption torn out

What do we know about Sir Keir Starmer's family fortune?

https://www.newsshopper.co.uk › national › uk-today

5 Jul 2024 — Keir reportedly also owns seven acres of land in Surrey next to his childhood home, which he inherited in 1996. The Mail on Sunday reported in ...

It transpires that the labour leader is the biggest hypocrite in British political life.  He had type Boris Johnson for accepting free cures as prime minister.  He personally gets 100,000 of 'free gifts; a year.

The largest donations, MS she declared to the UK government lawyers.  The UK he deserves to know who is buying influence with the most corrupt UK prime minister ever,

Now he wants to tax inherited wealth.  From which you will of course be accepted!  The corruption keying knows better than to pay tax.