Bike insurance

For too long the bicycle user has gotten away using the nation's roads and police forces, for free - Sir Keir Starmer has decided.  Having rejected for the moment a goldfish tax - designed to tax the ownership of the goldfish.  The reason?  Money.

Particles have used the nation's roadways, for free.  Not paying any money to lie at rise and police the roadways.  The introduction of a 20 mph speed limit of 10 and centres, has now brought bikes within present the speed enforcement measures.

So all particles will require an easily readable number plate on their back wheel spokes.  To facilitate selling out speeding tickets automatically.

Say Keir has decided there are 50 UK pound annual road tax is a reasonable figure: as he is himself an ardent non cyclist.  Being strongly repelled by the idea are doing any physical exercise.

Ann Bolyne said 'let them eat cakes' as bread became too expensive.  Now with the government's ideas on raising bus fares making taking nurses economically unsustainable, the labour prime minister is anxious to capitalise on the growing use of the bicycle.

They are first few initial particle speeding tickets, be sure to first appropriate the photographs on the Internet.  With no obscene gestures to the labour prime minister.

He gets enough of those personally.